Captian’s Log: Reich Gone Wild HALLOWEEN EDITION

It’s only about three hours into this Halloween morning and I find myself, rather restlessly, working on some lyrics while watching Eddie Murphy’s Raw on the Secret Stash. Hysterical as always despite the fact that it’s censored (Yeah, I know it’s the Stash. Don’t even get me started). Anyway, if you’ve ever watched the secret stash or any Comedy Central programming past midnight you’re no stranger to the cornucopia of Girls Gone Wild adverts. Well Joe Francis’ homemade enterprise has a new addition to their library of novelty porn. They’re calling it the Hottest Girl in America, and yes they’ve got some smokin’ contestants, however I’m noticing one MASSIVE flaw in the commercial. Let’s see if you guys can find it too.


In AMERICA ,the world’s first global society, all of the potential “Hottest girls in America” are ALL WHITE. THE BIGGEST MELTING POT IN THE WORLD CAN’T PRODUCE HOT WOMEN FROM ANY OTHER ETHCINITES? REALLY?!? Normally I’m the most lax guy when it comes to race relations, but this shit is hard to ignore. Girls Gone Wild is racist as shit.

Three Reasons why other races merit admission.

If I weren’t so busy ya know…doing other shit I’d mobilize a protest. I’ll just add being a disciple of the Aryan philosophy to the growing list of reasons of why Joe Francis needs to burn in Hell. Wonder if there’s a spot next to Hitler on the couch to watch Cougar Town.

Dyler Crews
This has been your captain speaking