I swear the only person I’ve ever known to be more transparent than Sandra Bullock is the fucking Invisible woman. It’s been a whirlwind year for the fairly untalented actress starting with a fairy tale Oscar nab and climaxing in a Nazi divorce scandal. If you weren’t born yesterday, trapped behind enemy lines for a year, or living in the fucking woods, Unabomber/Grizzly Adams style, then you know Sandra Bullock’s soon to be ex-husband recently had a string of extramarital affairs. The most noteworthy of lot was with the heavily tattooed Bombshell Mcgee.
I know it seems silly ,but they're actually a map of a prison...Shit. That's still fucking silly.
Well, this is where shit gets interesting, because as it turns out Bombshell Mcgee is a fucking Nazi/white supremacist. Swastika tattoo, White Power childrens refrigerator magnets, and a totally innocent HITLER photo shoot.
Ya, know. The whole nein yards.
After TMZ broke the Nazi story Mcgee’s camp immediately starting running damage control vehemently denying any allegations of racism. Mcgee claims she does various photo shoots catering to the whims of whatever subject matter her paying customers demand. The story almost passed as believable until those meddling kids at TMZ struck again with a photo of Jesse James, Sandra Bullocks Ex-husband, in full Nazi salute.
I'm starting to feel uncomfortable on my own blog.
As these photos came to light people began to wonder how a person could be married to someone and not know about their ties to the Aryan brotherhood. Leading to the inevitable question…is Sandra Bullock, America’s sweetheart, a card carrying Nazi?
For her sake? I hope not.
Enter: the black baby.
Today Ms. Bullock announced that not only was she filing for divorce, but she was also adopting a cute little brown baby. Yep, no Nazi shit over here. Does she seriously think we’re that gullible to fall for this shit? I’m not implying that she’s a Nazi; but I just think it’s odd to just spontaneously decide to adopt a child in the midst of a media maelstrom covering your assuredly heart wrenching divorce. As a PR move I could understand how important it would be to distance yourself from any ties to Nazism, but using a black child as a pawn to validate your “I’d like to give the world a Coke” bullshit spiel is just as racist. At that point it not a kid anymore. It’s a fucking tool. Why not a Jewish baby, Sandra? What’s that? Because you can’t tell they’re Jewish just by looking at them? Exactly.
She could’ve starting dating a black consenting adult, instead of hurling an unsuspecting guiltless kid into the eye of this shit storm and yield a similar response. Then consequently her desire for a black baby wouldn’t seem so exploitative. She could’ve gone the Heidi Klum route and actually made one, or two, or twelve. I dunno. I’ve lost count.
Seal: literally a lucky fucker.
Dyler Crews
This has been your captain speaking.
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