X marks the spot 11/21/09

The best part about these initial blogs is the level of experimentation that I’m allowed. Arriving at the perfect format right off the bat can be a little difficult. So I would like to introduce everyone to a new feature affectionately dubbed “X marks the spot”. Ya know keeping in line with the whole nautical theme…anyway without further ado.

X.)Couple sees Michael Jackson in ultrasound.



We ALL knew it was going to happen. I figured as much when the comparisons between M.J and Elvis were being hurled around. Prepare yourself for an onslaught of these in the near future ‘cause this is far from over. Speaking of Elvis and Michael comparisons….

Elvis is commonly remembered for two distinct body types; being either fat or skinny. Michael is also known for have two divergent body types; both black and white.

Elvis overdosed in his 40’s. Michael overdosed in his 50’s.

Both have eccentric mansions that have become mausoleums following their demise.

X.)Sharpie Bandits .




Can’t afford ski masks? Buy a sharpie! The same effect…just profoundly stupid.

X.)Tila Tequila.



A shot at lunacy? Tila will take two…and I’ll have whatever she’s having.