Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Captain's Log: Ok, you can pass Go one more time...but that's it Goddamn it.

It’s nice to have a certain amount of diversity in your employment background. It’s hard to derail from the proverbial fast lane when you can traverse different avenues at will. For example: If this rap thing ever runs dry for Lil Wayne it’s nice to know he could make a killing in Vegas; because there is currently not a FUCKING soul alive more lucky than Weezy.


Hey, aren’t the roulette colors black and red too? That’s pretty fucking eerie.


Today, for the third time, the self proclaimed “best rapper alive” dodged the prison bullet thanks to a mysterious fire…yeah seriously…yet again stalling the commencement of his sentence. If you’ve been following the “epic” adventures of lil tunechi, slated for a one year prison term, you know he’s been hop-scotching around serving any time with a series of coincidental, or some might say serendipitous, delays resulting in today’s setback.



Apparently real life is a lot like monopoly. When you have enough money you’re able to avoid the big house for quite sometime. And that isn’t intended to be accusatory in the least, but Wayne did refer to himself as the fireman for a while…just thought I should bring that up.


Dyler Crews

This has been your captain speaking.

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