Captain's Log: Fuck an Oscar, it's all about Tony.

A real journalist would talk about how Kathryn Bigelow became the first woman to ever win an Oscar in the category of best director last night.

But seeing as how she ROBBED Tarantino of that honor as well as the best motion picture slot I refuse to even mention Kathryn Bigelow's name!



Besides this ill Iron Man 2 trailer just dropped like so many an egg into a blazing skillet, and is equally as ,and if not more, hot.

Who can report on Kathryn Bigelow at a time like this?

Dyler Crews
This has been your captain speaking

*Hurt Locker was a fucking awesome movie and deserves every credit it's getting. I'm just always team Tarantino. So, if by some divine coincidence you're reading this Ms. Bigelow I'm just saying...sequel? I'm your man.*