Captain's Log: You got served

If there’s one thing that pisses me off more than Rob Liefeld, Tim Burton, and Jeph Loeb combined are the progeny of talented celebrities that ride on the coattails of their parent’s notoriety to establish careers. More times than not those careers are based on them doing ABSOLUTELY nothing and consequently garnering fame.








just to name a few

I believe “famous for being famous” is the accepted nomenclature.

Right underneath my searing abhorrence for ego-maniacal heirs to fortune leeching off of their parent’s labors is…well no one. They pretty much taint their parent’s legacy with laziness and for that I truly despise them. This brings me to the intended targets of this blog: the grandchildren of golden age comic creators.





Much like the selfish Siegel brats before them the collective spawn of the Kirby estate is gunning after Marvel comics for the rights of the numerous characters The King created during his time at the house of ideas.
Let me be the first to say that these kids are complete pieces of shit. I’m not advocating the copyright practices of yesteryear instituted by most comic companies in the height of the golden age, which handicapped the creators of famous characters any legitimate finical compensation for their intellectual properties, but this grievance should die with the creators themselves.

In all honesty this isn’t some crusade to protect their family honor; it’s a greedy money grubbing attempt to (potentially) screw millions of people out the characters they love. Imagine a world without Superman, The Hulk or any of the characters that have been woven into our consciousness as a culture. These kids don’t give a damn about the joy their grandparents have given to countless masses the world over. So, as a result I’m going to label them the most degrading and fitting title available. They are worse than Paris Hilton.

Dyler Crews
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